If You're Broke As a Joke, I Can't Help You

If You’re Broke As a Joke, I Can’t Help You

True story:

Many moons ago (in January 2016 to be exact), when the Finnish U20 National Team (including one of my athletes) celebrated gold at the 2016 WJC, I announced a rare $50 discount on my original Next Level Hockey Training System, bringing the price down to a paltry $97.

I also made it very clear this was a one-time offer valid for just five days following the championship.

After that, it would disappear faster than the 50 cars Nicolas Cage steals in one night in Gone in Sixty Seconds.

Then I received an email from a blue light special who said he wanted to buy the program -- but didn't have the money for it.

"I'll wait until next time it's on discount", he said.

Obviously, there was never another discount. So he missed out on his one chance of getting it at a reduced price.

Here's my point:

I have always said nobody should go into debt buying my products.

If you're so tight on the green stuff that you need to go dumpster diving in order to survive the next month after purchasing something from me, you've got bigger problems to think about than training and lifting weights.

When you're broke as a joke, I can't help you.

(And if you can't throw a Benji or two on something that enhances your life in a big way, then you ​ARE flat broke...)

So fix your financ​es first, then come back when you're all sorted out.

Something I've also said before?

My training programs are NOT for everyone.

Hey, some people would rather be entertained than get results.

Personally, I can't understand that. Then again, I realize some peeps sign up for a ​12-month gym membership after New Year's, only to vanish like a virgin on prom night by late January, so what do I know?

Anyways, if YOU are sick and tired of spinning your wheels in the weight room (and have got some loose smackaroo in your pockets), then ​click this jolly ol' link:

http://www.NextLevelHockeyTraining.com

Yunus Barisik

P.S. Reason I brought this "poor" guy up?

If he were an action taker, he'd have found a way to produce the missing funds, not make excuses about his lack of moolah.

He could have worked a few hours overtime.

Or gotten an extra job.

(When I first got out of the army at 20, I worked three jobs at a time so I could fund my move abroad to college).

Or driven Uber.

Or mown grass for neighbors.

Or sold his Blu-Ray movie collection on Ebay now collecting dust in his closet.

Or... I'm sure you get the gist.

I don't cater to people who want to be coddled and be told the world is a warm, fuzzy place.

For that, go take an estrogen bath on Fakebook where people whine, whimper and ​​wallow in weak excuses​.

At the end of the day...

Doers find a way to get shyte done.

And losers will keep on losing.

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Yunus Barisik
 

Yunus Barisik, CSCS, specializes in making hockey players strong, fast and explosive. He has trained 500+ hockey players at the junior, college and pro levels, including NHL Draft picks and World Champions. An accomplished author, Yunus has had articles published on top fitness and performance sites, including T Nation, STACK and Muscle & Strength. He also wrote Next Level Hockey Training, a comprehensive resource for ice hockey players on building athletic strength, size and power, while staying injury-free.

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