Super stoopid (but true) story:

In the Austrian city of Salzburg, lampposts are being covered in airbags.

Why?

To stop so-called "smartphone zombies" bumping into them as they walk around staring at their screens.

Apparently, people are increasingly hurting themselves by not looking where they are going while checking their devices.

The obsession with playing around on your phone while walking has led to a point where pedestrians get in more accidents than anyone else on the city streets - including cyclists, moped drivers and car drivers.

Think about how we have devolved as a society...

Wrapping phone poles in pillows so inattentive morons don't hurt themselves?

What next? Airbags on cars, buildings and even people?

The poles should have been spiked instead. Idiots would run into them only once. Problem solved.

As for the jolly good taxpayers of Salzburg forced to fund this madness... I can't imagine anyone feeling too excited subsidizing for the stoopid.

But, such is the world we live in these days... phones have become smarter than your average person carrying one.

Anyway, time to move on to real bidniz:

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If you still haven't made the jump to join hundreds of other smart hockey players on the gain train, I gotta ask:

​Why not?

Is it because you don't know where to start?

Or maybe you fear the workouts are too complicated?

No problemo, hermano.

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Though I should warn you...

I don't tolerate fools.

So there will be no catering to nitwits.

No cushioning airheads.

And, certainly, no coddling imbeciles.

Only sharp-minded athletes and coaches are welcome to join.

Smartphone zombies need not apply.

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Yunus Barisik