How to Piss Away a Billion Dollars Overnight

A fleet of Rolls-Royces.

A $5,700,000 crown worn by the bride. (that’s not a typo)

Performances from J. Lo, Sting and Enrique Iglesias.

And a nine-tier iced wedding cake, decorated with garlands of white and pink flowers, looming taller than any of the 600 guests in attendance.

All part of the world’s first billion dollar wedding taking place last week at a luxury Moscow restaurant as a billionaire oil tycoon’s 28-year-old son got married to a dentistry student.

This got me thinking…

If I had a spare billion to piss away like that, what would I buy?

Hmmm, let’s see…

Soooo, there’s an island only a ten-minute helicopter ride away in South Beach that costs $110 million?

Sold.

The “Blue Moon”, a rare 12.03-carat blue diamond ring currently worn by some snotty, spoiled 7-year-old brat in Hong Kong demanding a measly $48.5 million for it?

My precious.

And an Australian company has got a roll of gold toilet paper up for sale… 3-ply, 22-carats, 100% safe for just $1.3 million?

Hook me up, sir.

Then again, I COULD stop acting like a rich, pompous bastard and invest some of that moolah into something useful…

Like a top level off-ice training program guaranteed to take your strength, power and performance to the next level.

Best part?

You won’t piss away a billion dollars.

But you’ll feel like a million bucks when you’re done with the workouts.

Details at:

http://www.NextLevelHockeyTraining.com

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Yunus Barisik

Yunus Barisik, CSCS, specializes in making hockey players strong, fast and explosive. He has trained 500+ hockey players at the junior, college and pro levels, including NHL Draft picks and World Champions. An accomplished author, Yunus has had articles published on top fitness and performance sites, including T Nation, STACK and Muscle & Strength. He also wrote Next Level Hockey Training, a comprehensive resource for ice hockey players on building athletic strength, size and power, while staying injury-free.