“I’m in a High-Speed Chase, Bro!”
Idiots all around us:
A 25-year-old Oklahoma City man being chased by police streamed a part of the nearly three-hour-long incident live on Facebook.
During his live broadcast, the man drives a truck he stole, honks at other drivers, sends messages to his friends about needing a lawyer, asks someone to call his mom, and contemplates the charges he'll face while trying to lose the cops on his tail.
At one point, he yells to someone outside the vehicle:
"I'm in a high-speed chase, bro!"
Causing three accidents, tearing up other people's property and farms, the chase ends when someone shoots out his back tire, causing the criminal mastermind to drive the stolen truck into a field and then a pond. Police use a stun gun on him and take him into custody.
A real credit to the human race, this guy.
As if that dangerous car chase wasn't enough evidence the cops were dealing with someone whose shoe size exceeds his IQ, he also rocks a neck tat far uglier than George Clooney in From Dusk Till Dawn.
(That's the movie where Clooney plays a hardened criminal hunted by the po-pos for various murders, bank robbery and kidnapping)
Neck tattoos... always a sign of intelligence...
Anyway, on to more important topics:
The lower body and core strength gains you make on my Next Level Hockey Training System will add some dangerous pop to your skating.
Ditto, the jumps and Olympic lift variations included in the program.
Soon, just like the neck-tattooed dumbass streaming his police chase on Facebook Live, you'll find yourself evading opponents at high speeds.
And you'll be able to keep up that pace for hours.
The difference?
You won't make a fool of yourself in front of the whole world, get tased by cops, land in jail.
Details below:
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Yunus Barisik
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