Freakish Ex-Soldier’s Bazooka Arms About to Fall Off

Freakish Ex-Soldier’s Bazooka Arms About to Fall Off

How far would you go to gain fame, recognition and notoriety on social media?

Chasing Instagram glory, a 21-year-old Russian ex-soldier may well have pulled a stunt that will be hard to top in complete, utter stupidity.

In his effort to get 1,000,000+ Instagram subscribers and to stop working regular jobs, this ​dood came up with the brilliant idea of injecting six liters of homemade muscle-bulking brew (containing olive oil, lidocaine and benzyl alcohol) into his arms.

​Over the course of a month, he went from a ​regular guy to rocking Popeye-style gunz measuring 23 inches​.

Which don't even look aesthetic. They just look like two oily lumps sticking out of his arms, completely out of whack compared to the rest of his body.

To make matters worse, they've now become infected, showing a red and purple discoloring.

Doctors estimate the former soldier very likely faces amputation in the near future. So those bazooka arms are about to fall off soon.

Sounds like tickets to the gun show will not be available for very long...

But social media is a great advance, isn't it?

It provides an easily accessible avenue to cretins vying for a chance to bask in the spotlight.

And with these freak shows lining up to seize public attention like an endless supply of Lemmings stepping off a cliff, they unwittingly provide entertainment for the rest of us...

So getcha popcorn ready!

In the meantime, come have a look at my Next Level Hockey Training System.

No, you won't build 23-inch arms on it.

We'll leave the pursuit of that to idiots willing to sacrifice their limbs in exchange for their 15 minutes of Instagram fame.

But following the 60 weeks of done-for-you training programs inside, you'll add strength and muscle all over your frame - legs, back, glutes, chest, shoulders...

... And yes, your arms as well. Without worrying about them falling off.

​So tie a tourniquet around your arm to make​ your veins pop, pick up a syringe, then ​inject yourself with my homemade strength-building potion up for grabs at:

http://www.NextLevelHockeyTraining.com

Yunus Barisik

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Yunus Barisik
 

Yunus Barisik, CSCS, specializes in making hockey players strong, fast and explosive. He has trained 500+ hockey players at the junior, college and pro levels, including NHL Draft picks and World Champions. An accomplished author, Yunus has had articles published on top fitness and performance sites, including T Nation, STACK and Muscle & Strength. He also wrote Next Level Hockey Training, a comprehensive resource for ice hockey players on building athletic strength, size and power, while staying injury-free.

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