The Nutty Professor’s Secret to Getting Jacked
"Your mother is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck."
- Buddy Love
I was watching Eddie Murphy's hit comedy The Nutty Professor last night.
In the movie, Professor Sherman Klump (Murphy) - brilliant but shy and morbidly obese scientist - invents a miraculous weight loss solution.
Around the same time, Professor Klump finally works up the courage to ask out a foxy chemistry student named Carla, an admirer of his work into DNA restructuring. After she - to his surprise - agrees to going out with him, Klump decides it's time to get in shape.
In his quest to shed fat off his massive 400-pound frame, Klump:
* Partakes in an aerobics class
* Tries acupuncture
* Jumps rope
* Lifts weights
* Runs up stairs wearing a gray hoodie, Rocky Balboa style
So how much fat does Klump lose after all that?
Not one ounce.
He munches on Snickers bars between classes.
Can't stop stuffing his face with M&M's.
Feasts on donuts and gelato while watching Richard Simmons motivate couch potatoes to lose weight on TV.
No wonder homeboy can't ditch 'em love handles.
After getting roasted by a brash stand-up comedian ("Oh boy, you got more crack than Harlem. Look at that! Every time he goes to Sea World, they pay HIM!") while out on a date with Carla, Klump becomes so depressed, he tries the weight loss solution he invented on himself.
Klump instantly loses 250 pounds.
But the drug's side-effect produces an enormous testosterone rush, changing the shy and mellow Klump into a second personality:
An athletic, good-looking, extremely confident fella who calls himself Buddy Love.
Buddy proves to be everything Sherman isn't -- life of the party, takes no shit from anyone, pulls hot chicks left and right.
Intentional or not, the movie provides a great social commentary on people attempting to lose weight and get in shape.
Just like Sherman Klump, they are always hopping from one training method or system to another.
And more often than not, they sabotage all their training efforts by eating a shitty diet.
They're hunting for the magic pill that will melt off the flab and turn them into a lean n' mean secks machine. And cure their deeply rooted insecurities.
Of course, no pill, shake or drug can transform you from the Nutty Professor into a jacked Buddy Love overnight.
But you can get there with years of hard work and a smart training program.
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It's as close to a miraculous athletic strength building solution as it gets.
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